K in Kangaland.
A full 2 months after arriving in the southern hemisphere, I finally experienced my first, truly rainy day in Australia. I figured it made for the perfect day to blog, and reintroduce you guys to what will now be known as “K in Kangaland.” (It’s a working title, feel free to share any ideas you may have!)
And so begins my new adventure! After living in South Korea on and off for the last 5 years, and teaching for a full 3 of them, I have moved abroad yet again to experience a country that is not my own. What started off as a desire to tour Australia quickly turned into a question of Why not live there? I sometimes feel that living abroad for so long has ‘ruined’ me in a unique kind of way – I get serious FOMO when I’m only able to visit a place rather than live in it. I think you’re able to learn so much more through experience and immersion. So after almost a full year back in the U.S., I packed my bags and secured a work & holiday visa for the land down under.
It’s been more than 2 months since I stepped off the plane in Sydney. I arrived at the tail end of Australia’s winter, and I’m not going to lie – I was actually cold when I walked out of the airport. Coming from summer in Massachusetts, I figured Australia’s winter wouldn’t be quite so different, but I was in for a fairly rude awakening when I realized it was averaging 55 degrees (about 12 C), and I was very grateful I’d managed to bring one (okay, two) pairs of pants with me to ward against the ‘cold’. (And yes, to all my New England and Canadian friends: I felt a deep shame that only growing up in the Northeast can inflict, but when it’s 80 F when you get on the airplane and 50 F when you get off, your body feels the shock!)
Before I came here, I had a lot of friends and family departing their Australian wisdom on me every chance they could – “Australia? Make sure you watch out for those spiders that hide in the toilets, I’ve seen them on Facebook!” “Oh man, your eyes are gonna bulge out of your head at how expensive everything is!” “Give yourself some time to get used to the accent – Aussie slang is a beast unto itself!” In my very short time here, I’ve found some things to be true and others pure myth, so I thought I’d categorize the stuff I’ve found interesting so far. Here is my brief list of things I’d call “culture shock” for my time thus far in Oz:
1.) The Weather: Sure, I knew it’d be nice here, and I realize that I (very strategically) came at a time when the flowers were starting to bloom and spring was in the air, but people aren’t kidding when they say that the sun shines every day. Others may argue that it depends on where you’re located, which is definitely true to a degree (I’ve been told that places like Melbourne in the south can see all four seasons in a day, which is not unlike the Berkshires of Massachusetts), but as far as my experience, one rainy day out of 60 ain’t bad at all.
2.) The Wildlife: I’ll be honest, the only animals I knew lived in Australia before I arrived were kangaroos, koalas, and wallabies (and Tasmanian devils, but I was definitely thinking more cartoon than real life). I’ve seen some kangaroos, but the first ones I saw were dead on the side of the road (think deer in rural Mass), so I don’t know if that really counts. The second ones I saw were in a wildlife reservation, so I’m not sure that counts either. Thus, I’ve yet to see any kangaroos in the wild, although I’ve heard I can find some if I go to the local golf course. I’ve also seen koalas and wombats, but both of those were at the reservation as well.
Surprisingly, what I’ve seen the most of just in daily life so far are BIRDS, and tons of them! I’m talkin’ cockatoos (which I’ve come to loathe – they fly around in flocks all day long and make the most horrible, nailsonachalkboard guffaws), parrots, rainbow lorikeets, magpies, kookaburras, and honeyeaters. Almost every day for the first 10 days, I was snapping pictures of birds I’d see while walking to the shop and then spend an hour once I got home googling what it was. It’s a really cool feeling to walk out your door and see so many birds that would be considered exotic back home, usually only seen in a pet shop or zoo.
The other creatures I’ve seen are lizards. I saw a blue-tongued skink (or just a ‘blue-tongue,’ as Aussies call them) in the back yard a few weeks ago just chillin’, sunning himself on the back deck. During a walk through the forest, I heard a rustle and saw a 5 foot long goanna eating some leaves and having a stroll. It was surreal, to say the least.
I’ve yet to see any dangerous snakes or spiders, but have been advised on how to handle them if I have an encounter. I’m not sure if it’s just because it’s spring and things are coming out of the woodwork, or if this is always how Australia is, but this place is buggy as heck. Last week, I brushed at least one insect out of my hair every day for 5 days in a row, and I wasn’t walking through the bush. This was just on 15 or 20 minute walks to the local mall, or on the main street of town.
3.) The Language: You know how when you visit other places, there’s often a bit of regional slang you might need to learn in order to “blend in” with the locals? In this country, Aussie slang is a force to be reckoned with. And I mean, a force, as in, it’s not just the every day people who speak it, but the advertising agencies, the commercials on tv, the mechanic’s shop, the fast food places! Sure, we call McDonald’s “Mickey D’s” in the U.S. or “Maccies” colloquially in the U.K., but until Australia, I’d never seen a paid advertisement in which the slang is so ingrained in a culture that McDonald’s actually refers to itself as “Macca’s”:
(This commercial is actually perfect – it has a full 30 seconds of nothing but Aussie slang from a 2012 ad recognizing Australia Day.)
The first week I was here, I honestly didn’t know what anyone around me was saying at all and it stunned me. I had to really concentrate on the words coming out of their mouths just to process the accent, and on top of that, I had to try and keep up with the little every day words that I had never heard before. I tried to do a bit of research before I came and learned a couple super basic ones like “sunnies” (sunglasses), “thongs” (flip-flops), “swimmers” (bathing suit), and “chook” (chicken), but there were so many words being thrown at me in normal conversation that I could not make sense of, so I had to start writing them all down and remember to ask later.
A lot of the time, it seems that shortening a word and adding “o” is the preferred formula for Australian language: “arvo” (afternoon), “rego” (registration), “bottle-o” (liquor store), “servo” (gas station/convenience store), “devo” (devastated), “aggro” (aggressive). But other times, it’s something entirely different, that makes more sense the longer you think about it, like “grizzly” (cranky), “brekky” (breakfast), “lollies” (sweets/candy, although this one took me a bit longer to use properly because I just assumed it meant lollipops). There have been times I’ve felt very grateful for my experiences in England over the last decade, because a lot of words that are slang in the UK are also used here, like “whinge” (whine/complain), “ta” (thanks), “chock-a-block” or “chockers” (very full), “tea” (dinner), and “mozzie” (mosquito). Of course, I’ve only experienced one part of the country for the last couple of months, so I’m sure what I’ve heard is quite regional to a degree. I’m sure there are other slang words from different parts of the country.
And that’s about all I’ve got for now! I’ll leave you with one final question I’ve been pondering now for two months, and that is: Australia, why do you have sidewalks on some streets, none on others, and some that just decide to end the sidewalk in people’s driveways?